Alright Ervin Santana Is Annoying

Apr 25, 2014; Atlanta, GA, USA; Atlanta Braves starting pitcher Ervin Santana (30) throws a pitch against the Cincinnati Reds in the fourth inning at Turner Field. Mandatory Credit: Brett Davis-USA TODAY Sports

Ervin Santana, you’re a pitcher who has had three maybe four decent seasons, you wouldn’t know if this was your year if it was seated right in front of you at Turner Field.

This tweet should be enough for anyone to be annoyed by Santana:

So yeah, that tweet was posted after the Braves 5-4 win over the Cincinnati Reds Friday night. Not sure what made the win so awesome though, the five runs in the first three innings, the comeback by the Reds, the Braves bullpen saving the day. No clue but Awesome Team Win!!!

Lets address these hashtags as well. There is nothing more annoying that people who don’t understand hashtags, well Cliven Bundy may actually be more annoying. Santana though, he cannot figure out hashtags.

#THISISOURYEAR, #LOVETHISTEAM, #SMELLBASEBALL, #LIVEBASEBALL, #BEBASEBALL, #WORLDMALARIADAY.

Take all of those in, first one, ok fine be excited. Second one, yeah anyone that played for the Royals last season would love their new team. The next three, not a clue. Santana just really loves baseball, he lives for it, he wants to be it. Smelling it though? I’ve been to hundreds of games, never smelled baseball.

And Santana, you don’t have to tag the team three times, they got it on the first one. This has been your twitter etiquette of the day. You are welcome.

P.s. change your name, Santana is a guitar player. Thinking back I should have just referred to you as Ervin.